My tears run down like razer blades

2009-07-20T05:17:00.000-07:00

today during art lesson, me and izabelle kept fighting over small things.. HAHA!! xD then after sch, sheila and me took taxi. i sent her home first then i went home. i'm so good right? LOL! :D then reached home and ate lunch and then bathed my hamster. (: so adorable! then after that, went to anime season to watch some anime.

hmm... then smsed Khai, Shafiq, Hong Ming and Nawaz.. (: then listened to some songs.. Jeffrey says he wants to join a shuffle crew? O.o hmm... i suggested SAD. doubt he will take the suggestion. he doesn't take any of my suggestions. -.-

now listening t0 techno and msn-ing Khai.. lol... and smsing my baby.. (: oh ya! before recess, went to toilet with my clique then saw vanessa and yi xin. ((: yi xin smiled at me and waved good bye to me. :D lol..

baby still not feeling well. ): i hope he gets well soon before friday. cos i wan to hug him! ((:

I LOVE YOU BABY! :D ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlMTVDulVDI ) this song's for you. ^^

2009-07-19T03:29:00.000-07:00

MY DREAM CAR IS MAZDA RX8!! :D

omg! i was searching for my favourite car on youtube then i saw a video of my favourite car pimped and so cool!! xD i wan to buy it once i get my driving license! :D it's a mazda rx8! omg!! it's so cool! i saw it in a car show like 4 years ago.. then i sat in the back seat and i loved it! i love the features of that lovely car!! :D (i've put the link in my exits, so feel free to watch it)

the two back door are supposed to be opened from inside the car and it looks like a two door car from the outside!! omg! so cool right! my brother say he wants to help me upgrade and pimp the car for me when i buy it. LOL!

hmm... my baby's resting. he says he's feeling better. (: that's good to know. i love him alot! feel like hugging him now! :D can't wait for friday! :D

I LOVE YOU BABY! <3

2009-07-18T17:32:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! ^_^

today is baby's birthday! i love you baby! now blogging from novena mac. at 10.30 having massage. baby say he's sick, he wants to be sick. LOL.

i have one lame joke;

Q.why does a mushroom go to a party? A.because he's a fungi (fun guy). xD HAHAHA!!

I LOVE YOU BABY! ^_^

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KawLyC-FgA&feature=related) <3

2009-07-17T02:39:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAI NA! xD

today in sch, angelica, wei ting, izabelle and me give chai na present. lol.. my present was the biggest means i love her more. HAHA! xD the smallest was wei ting's present. lol. wonder what she give chai na..

after sch, messaged baby, he said he will be playing soccer until dunno what time.. now still playing.. O: not tiring meh? lol... i miss him ): never message for almost 5 hours. xD hmm... then cabbed to eastpoint with izabelle and chai na. ate fish and chips with them. haha! i keep putting food on izabelle's plate. after that, walked around and went to pet safari (: the puppies are so adorable! :D got one black scottish terrier, it was so adorable.. looked at me with those puppy eyes. HAHA! then izabelle was waving to a chihuahua.. :D and chai na mistook a fake starfish as a real one.. haha.. hmm then went to fair price and i was fighting with izabelle.. HAHA xD then chai na and izabelle were stuck on the teenage magazine.

then i cabbed home and both of them trained home i guess... reached home and bathed and listened to alot of songs.... so boring.. ):

oh ya... me and the bitch fought again... this time is her freaking fault.. omg.. if she wants us to be friends then she can ask her boyfr to ask his friend aka SICK to stop spamming my blog then she don't wan. what kind of freaking friend is that? then i told her that i will have to tell the prinicpal cos it's considered cyber bullying.. then she thought i threatening her. SHE IS THE ONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO STOP IT WAD! WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED DO?! CRAZY BITCH _l_

I LOVE MY BABY DEAREST ALOT! I'M GOING TO TAKE HIS UN-GLAM PICS ON FRIDAY! HAHA! xD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmkIt1O8og) it's dedicated to you baby ^_^

2009-07-16T05:59:00.000-07:00

today went to sch.. nothing much happened in sch.. after sch, chai na and izabelle came to my house. had lunch and watched something together.. O.o haha!! chai na was laughing like mad.. xD

around 4.15 went to tampines 1 with them and shopped around for chai na's present. (: but couldn't find anything to buy. ): izabelle bought roses for her.. and i was deciding.. lol... then we went to buy starbucks and while walking there, chai na suddenly laughed. she said she saw a naked dummy. HAHA! xD then after buying starbucks, walked around in century square.. then walked to toys'r us.. lol.. chai na and izabelle were playing with the toys there and i was recording them.

hmm.... then i had to go for tuition and during tuition, i was coughing like mad ): after tuition went to mini toons and bought a monkey for chai na and a phone decoration sticker for me and hopefully sheila will like it too. i'm thinking of sharing it with her.. :X

hmm.. i just came home. X_X so tired.. can't wait for tmr! CHAI NA'S BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAI NA!! xD I LOVE YOU HONEY PIE!

TO MY BABY: I HOPE YOU CAN BE MORE OPEN TO ME. I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO FEEL COMFORTABLE TO SHARE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH ME. I LOVE YOU AND I'M CONCERNED FOR YOU. (: I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. <3

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj0TymqU4y0) THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO YOU. ^_^ HOPE YOU CAN OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME. I PROMISE I WON'T BREAK IT.

2009-07-15T05:27:00.000-07:00

I LOVE YOU BABY! ^_^

hmm.. today after sch went for piano. after piano, cabbed with mommy to parkway. waited for daddy and walked around in isetan. then dominic called me from richmond's house. lol. then richmond in the background saying ' nicole is hot.' LOL. siao xP

hmm... ate dinner at sakae sushi and then walked to ecp. sat at mac and waited for daddy to finish doing his work then cabbed home. then now my tagbox is spammed by some LOW-LIFE PERSON. think is his/her blog. mistaken hor. i'm the blogger. my blog. not happy go to www.bouncecup.com

now smsing my baby. can't wait for next friday!! :D haha!! oh ya.. something tragic happened today.. angelica's grandmother passed away V_V sad thing.. she cried alot during recess.. hmm.. so poor thing..

well... I LOVE YOU BABY! I CAN'T WAIT FOR OUR 4TH MONTH TOGETHER! hehe xP

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0wiJ9VSzw&feature=related) this song's dedicated to you baby. ^_^

2009-07-14T23:14:00.000-07:00

today didn't go to sch cos got mc for 1 day. sick, with cough, flu and sore throat. LOL. so bored at home.. hmm... talking to Khai on msn now. lol. and smsing my baby ^^ hmm.. me and the bitch ok alr i guess.. nothing actually to fight about over.. um.. just found out that the guy i USED TO like just isn't my type.. so... I LOVE MY BABY!! :D (he got his new specs!!)

um... i'm thinking of learning cwalk. screw shuffle.. it's like.. so old and not unique anymore.. cwalk, ah... that's unique to me.. lol.. looks nice. looks interesting... um... so bored now.. thinking hardly whether should learn cwalk anot.. i hope that my baby will smoke again. :X LOL.. weird right? all girlfriends wan thier boyfriends to quit, then i wan my boyfriend to smoke again.. hmm... nothing much to blog about today... OH YA! just remembered.. later on tonight, going to watch the 1 hr finale of red thread and the new show, sayang sayang 2!!! WOOTS!! xD can't wait to watch! i'm a big fan of those two shows! OMG! lol!! xP

and to that someone, screw you. i never liked you. i also didn't care whether you liked me or not.. i just wanted a friend who could teach me shuffling. and you hated betrayers, well you're a betrayer yourself. and my first impressions of you, you keep empty promises.

I LOVE MY BABY! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqOwQl1JcpQ (click the link baby ^^ it's dedicated to you. ^_^ )

2009-07-12T23:29:00.000-07:00

I NO LONGER CONSIDER YOU MY FRIEND. DON'T SAY THAT YOU'RE MY FRIEND. I'LL DENY IT.

i say those words because of a particular bitch. only know how to mind other ppl's business and piss other ppl off. dunno how to keep to herself and dunno how to mind her own business. only know how to gossip, big mouth about things and make ppl jealous. i can no longer TRUST her ANYMORE. i've alr let it go alot of times. now, by DOING SOMETHING THAT PISSED ME OFF TO THE MAX, you're no longer my friend. i also don't want to be your friend. i'm better off with my new friends. and when u do things that u know i won't care about, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF PLEASE. i don't wan to know. you can say untrue things about me, i don't care, i also can say untrue things about you. whatever you do to me, i'll do back.

2009-07-11T00:57:00.000-07:00

hmm... i have nth to blog about today. so i'm going to blog about yesterday.. um.. nth much happened in sch. after sch, followed Denise, Carrie and Yi xin to bishan. the went to Yi xin's house first. after that, took train to bishan and met Yi xin's boyfr. after that, walked around and then Alvin was there playing arcade. ^^ wanted to meet him but couldn't cos i was there for awhile.

and while we were walking around, Denise broke Carrie's toe nail. HAHA! then both of them screamed so loud. HAHA! then after that bought macs and took train back home with denise so sad.. i wanted to meet Alvin..

I LOVE ALVIN!! I LOVE YI XIN! I LOVE CARRIE!! ((:

2009-07-09T06:27:00.001-07:00

today in sch, during recess gave Audris, Imelda, Kassandra and Angel chewing gum. i'm so good right!? lol xD and during home room period, watched 'just follow law'. so funny! xD

hmm... then after sch, Angelica, Izabelle and Zuer went to meet Angelica's stead and another guy i think... at her house. lol... um.. i went home to watch 20th century boys. omg that movie is so nice. xP

then went for tuition and after tuition, went to eat dinner near the swimming complex. and talked to Alvin, Shafiq, Sylvester and Hong ming. and Shafiq told me he has feelings for me and he likes me. O: lol...

tmr maybe meeting Dominic, Faruq and three more guys at tampines interchange.. lol . then maybe going home with dominic. (:

I LOVE SYLVESTER! I LOVE SHAFIQ! I LOVE HONG MING! I LOVE ALVIN!!! (:

2009-07-08T05:12:00.003-07:00

today... did nothing interesting in sch... saw gab in the sunken foyer before walking out of sch. and saw denise while walking to the bus stop... now feeling bored and sad... just now went to ikea.. talked to Sylvester and Hong Ming. LOL xD they both so gross y'know!! xP

just finish reading Alvin's post.. he ans one survey thingy.. and then one question asked him whether anybody loves him, he said nobody.. HEYY!!! ME LEH!? lol.. then the last question asked him who was the last 5 ppl who last talked to him, my name was it there. ^^ lol... finally my name appeared.. lol.. hmm... IZABELLE'S MINE! MUAHAHA!! xD going to watch red thread now!! ^^ julien hee is hawt!

the joke of the day(finally) ;

if i had a racing horse, i would name it 'my face'. so if ppl bet on it, they would cheer, 'come on, my face!'

I LOVE SYLVESTER!! I LOVE HONG MING!! (:

2009-07-06T04:01:00.000-07:00

today, went to AMK hub. cos Alvin was there playing arcade. then when we reached there.. my brother wanted to play arcade. then after a few games, he went to play ghost squad and then behind was maxtune.. then got a skinny guy wearing red shirt racing. and i didn't know that guy was Alvin! i was like, staring at his thighs xD HAHA!! he looks damn skinny and tall i swear! and he looks like ah beng and look so firece some more.. lol... i even walked behind him.. :x

then my brother played a sweet machine and one uncle help him. then after spending $25 on that game, he won a soft toy for me ^^ so adorable.. hmm.. then smsed Alvin and that's when he told me the guy in red shirt was him! O: i was like... shocked when he told me. HAHA! i feel so ps..

then after that, cabbed home and brought home a plastic bag full of sweets O: tmr got sch.. ): and i never even finish any homework xP too lazy!! lol.. today so happy.. cos i saw Alvin! ^^ hehe

I LOVE ALVIN KOR!! (:

2009-07-05T08:14:00.000-07:00

today went to science centre at around 2 plus.. then looked at some of leonardo da vinci's art pieces. then got alot of couples T_T all hugging and all. lol...

then after science centre took train to queenstown and took bus 111 to orchard and then had dinner there... boring... now just got back.. so tiring. science centre never even change at all. lol.

today talked to Alvin, Tamin (the most), Shafiq and Sylvester.. lol.. i bought a japanese magazine from kinokuniya... on how to tie hair in many styles. lol... today walked for many hours and my legs are aching now..

hmm.... now feeling sad.. dunno why... i feel like a part of me is gone ): only those four ppl know how to cheer me up.. lol.. especially Alvin... he'll find many ways to cheer me up ^^

I LOVE TAMIN SWEETIE! I LOVE ALVIN KOR! I LOVE SHAFIQ AND SYLVESTER!! (:

2009-07-03T03:15:00.000-07:00

tired now... ): just came back from sch. now listening to my favourite techno and talking to Alvin. (: and got one ass downstairs making irritating sounds with his motorbike. >:( JILYN LOVEE FINALLY CAME BACK TO SCH!! ((: then in chinese lesson, she bullied me. ): keep hitting me. LOL xD and then i so blur anyhow click the com in the library. HAHA!!

before recess chai na drew the dirty pic again. HAHA! this time is BIGGER. xP during recess, went to buy food and georgina kept tapping me and poking me. LOL!

hmm.... and while going to the library, i saw xiaodrea. OMG.. she came back to sch alr. she's so skinny some more. lol... izabelle baby never come to sch today!! ): miss her lots! x)

I LOVE JILYN LOVEE! I LOVE IZABELLE BABY!! I LOVE CHAI NA HONEY PIE!!! :D

2009-07-02T06:33:00.000-07:00

HELLO!! :D i'm in a good mood cos i bought a new bag to use when i go out and i bought a new wallet! :D

anyway.. today in sch was damn fun! i sat beside chai na and then she said she felt like drawing something. then ended up drawing a naked woman fingering herself! HAHA xD i helped a little. :x and then after that she drew a girl sucking a guy's cock and named them after the two characters from Vampire Knight. xD yuuki and zero. HAHAHA! xD

now talking to Alvin.. Tamin not replying me ): nvm (: cos i got Alvin to talk to. ((: he brightens my day and chases away the dark clouds. (: and i love him for doing that. xP

I LOVE YOU ALOT, ALVIN!! ^-^

2009-07-01T04:09:00.001-07:00

today in sch quite boring ): jilyn never come to sch for 2 days alr. wonder if my lovee is alright. (:

today sat with chai na again. and then we threw a wet tissue at izabelle. HAHA!! and then sheila took a pic of mr. gowri and edited it. IT WAS DAMN FUNNY! xD and in the morning got lectured by Mrs Lopez. I HATE HER ALOT!! >:(

and then talked to Tamin mostly during sch... Alvin seldom repied my messages. ): sadded.

then after sch walked to 7-11 with chai na and izabelle. then we played in the bus. when the bus reached bedok inter, izabelle pressed the bell twice and shocked herself. xD

after piano went home and bathe and everything. then rested cos my leg is aching from yesterday's PE!! pain! omg! lol... so, while resting on the couch, watched WWE with my brother. after that, used the com. and some low-life passerby on Alvin's blog anyhow insult him. -.- no life bastard.

now listening to song. and dying of bordem. Tamin not freaking replying my message. bloody hell. lol. and Alvin busy... busy playing arcade. xD waiting for him to finish so can talk to him ^^

To Alvin: talking to you everyday makes me happy and distracts me from my problems. i'm lucky to have a friend like you ^^ i just want you to know that i'll always be there for you. ^.^ and i'll be your listening ear if you have any problems and i'll try my very best to be your shoulder to cry on. ^-^ i just want you to know that you mean everything to me... ^_^ (and hope you can teach me shuffle.. shifu xD )

2009-06-30T00:21:00.001-07:00

just got back home.. so tired.. in sch had maths, boring. hist, more boring. and PE.. tiring.. lol.. then in sch kept smsing Alvin ^^

during class, sat with chai na. HAHA! we both kept talking dirty to each other.. HAHA!! xD

here's an unsolved equation.. GIRL MEETS BOY. GIRL LIKES BOY. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER HE LIKES HER BACK. ANOTHER GIRL LIKES HIM. DOUBT THAT HE'LL WAN TO BE WITH HER. GIRL IS SAD. BOY MEANS EVERYTHING TO THE GIRL. GIRL IS WAITING PATIENTLY FOR A BOY AND HOPES IT IS THE BOY SHE LIKES.

2009-06-29T03:43:00.000-07:00

I LOVE ALVIN LOADS!!

i think i'm crazy over you

2009-06-28T07:06:00.000-07:00

just got back from ikea... so tired... in the morning woke up at 9 am got ready to go to bedok to dye hair. then that took 3 hours to finish... while doing that, i was talking to Alvin.. LOL.. we were talking and joking around... ^-^

then after that, went home and waited for the family to get ready to go to ikea. then at ikea, talked to Alvin and Angelica nu'er.. lol.. after that, at the storage area, the floor so slippery, i did the power slide and now i think my knees are bruised. O:

then talked to Tamin and Alvin... then at 10 .05 left Giants and went home. now talking to Tamin and Alvin.. and poor Alvin's elbow is injured cos of taekwondo lesson.. poor thing.. he says he can't move it...

no jokes for today.. sorry...

I LOVE ALVIN!! I LOVE TAMIN!! I LOVE ANGELICA NU'ER!! I LOVE IZABELLE LOVEEE!! I LOVE JILYN LOVEE!! (:

2009-06-27T07:12:00.000-07:00

hi ppl... now so bored... um.. now talking to Tamin and Alvin (chipmunk).. ^^ um... Tamin is being an "open-minded" guy and thinking open-minded things... and he asked me to go out with him tmr to watch movie.. ^_^ but i dunno whether i can anot.. V_V cos my parents won't allow and i dying my hair tmr some more...

anyway... in the afternoon, talked to Nawaz and Tamin and Alvin... and then me and Alvin talked until happy.. then i told him i don't celebrate my birthday.. then he promised me that he will celebrate it with me next year!! i'm looking forward to that Alvin!! ^-^

sorry... today don't have any dirty jokes.. too lazy to find..

I LOVE TAMIN! I LOVE ALVIN!!! I LOVE NAWAZ! THANKS FOR KEEPING ME COMPANY! ^_^V

2009-06-26T04:45:00.000-07:00

hi ppl... now so boring.. talking to Shafiq and Nawaz.. ^^ um... in the afternoon talked to Tamin, Shafiq and Nawaz.. they kept me company cos i was damn bored. then after that watched the land of the lost. IT WAS DAMN HILARIOUS! there was some dirty jokes that needed to be watched over to understand.

the joke for today is;

three guys were in bed, when they woke up the next morning, the on who slept on the right said, " i had a dream that someone was wanking me off and it was the best." "that's strange," said the man who slept on the left, " i had the very same dream." "you lucky guys," said the man who slept in the middle, " i only dreamt i was skiing last night."

I LOVE JILYN LOVEE! I LOVE IZABELLE LOVEEE!! I LOVE NAWAZ, SHAFIQ, SYLVESTER AND TAMIN!!! ;D

2009-06-25T03:31:00.000-07:00

i can't wait for sch to reopen. holiday so boring... on tues, went to watch transformers then at 10 pm plus went to starbucks to kill time. then i was msn-ing cai.. (jun cai)

then around 11 plus left starbucks and walked to the cinema. then bought drinks and before showing the tickets to the guy, saw denise and her brother. they were watching the same movie as me. (:

then i sat all the way in the back row, denise and her family sat all the way in the front row. and then OMG. TRANSFORMERS IS DAMN FUNNY! got some kiising parts also.. lol

then yesterday too lazy to post anything only jokes. today... thinking of cycling to pasir ris park again. then can't wait for next friday cos i'm going to meet Nawaz and Derrick. ^^ (for derrick, it's gonna be the last time i'm going to see him again.)

Hong Ming is in camp. ): can't talk to him.. but still got sylvester, shafiq and Nawaz to talk to . (: funny bunch of ppl...

I LOVE IZABELLE LOVEEE! I LOVE ANGELICA NUER! I LOVE DENISE BESTIE! I LOVE NAWAZ, SHAFIQ, SLYVESTER AND HONG MING (MR. FHM) !!

dirty jokes only

2009-06-24T00:15:00.001-07:00

hello fuckas.. today don't have any posts only got plenty of dirty jokes. SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DON'T LIKE. NOBODY ASK YOU TO COME MY BLOG AND READ. THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. AND DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IN MY TAG BOX. THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID. -.-

joke no. 1: boy sees his dad having sex with his mom, dad says "we're making you a little brother." boy replies " do her doggie style, i want a puppy."

joke no. 2: after 9th baby, irish woman saw a priest and said, " i don't know why i get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air." " yes," says the priest " your freaking legs."

joke no. 3: a husband comes home and tells his wife he's going to get a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. his wife asks him why he would do such an idiotic thing. " well." he says, " i like to play with my money. i like to see my money grow. and if you feel the need to blow $100, you won't have to go to the mall."

joke no. 4: Q. what kind of bees make milk? A. boobees.

joke no. 5: a young man is at a bar whaen all of a sudden an older man walks up to him and shouts, " i fucked your mom!" the young man ignores him and the old man goes away. 10 mins later the old man's back and shouts " and she likes it!" the young man still ignores him and the old man walks away. another 10 mins pass and the old man's back and shouts "your mom wants more of me!" now irritated, the young man turns around and shouts back " dad, you're drunk! go home!"

deleting my blog soon

2009-06-22T18:44:00.000-07:00

hi fuckers. i'm thinking of deleting my blog. still contemplating.. i have come to that idea because some FUCKERS wouldn't SHUT THIER FUCKING MOUTH AND USE MY TAG BOX LIKE IT'S THIER MSN.. AND ACT SO BIG BUT NEVER PUT THIER REAL NAME... -.- DUNNO WHAT KIND OF PPL ARE THEY.. COWARDS.

okay.. my last few jokes;

a mother was potty trainig her son and she taught him to do it in 7 easy steaps. Step 1. unzip your pants. Step 2. pull out the equipment. Step 3. pull the skin back. Step 4. do your business. Step 5. push the skin forward. Step 6. put away the equipmant. Step 7. zip up your pants. For the next few weeks she would listen and hear 1,2,3,4,5,6,7. But one day to her dismay, she heard 3,5,3,5,3,5. (go figure ppl)

Q. what's long, hard ad full of seamen? A. a submarine.

boy catches his parents having sex, mother says there were baking cake, boy says " i know, i ate the frosting off the bed."

2009-06-09T01:32:00.000-07:00

OKAY PEOPLE! i finally updated. HAPPY?!?! last friday went to clementi with denise to meet derrick and friends. and OMG. he's hot. :x then on sunday talked on the phone with him til 10.30 pm. then before hanging up he said, 'i love you' to me. ^^ so happy!! ^_^ then i say back to him. then hang up... like that only..

sorry... no joke for the day... my phone confiscated and laptop also. )': now using my mom's laptop to update for U PEOPLE! BE SAD FOR ME!

today, quite boring

2009-05-29T06:48:00.000-07:00

today was quite boring.. woke up at 8.30 am. got ready and cabbed with mommy and Zac to his school for PTM (parent-teacher meeting). quite boring. spent 1 hour there. then after that went to suntec and ate lunch..

then got alot of hot guys at suntec! OMFG!! O: now blogging at suntec starbucks... boring like hell. i'm single... so boring.. waiting for the perfect one.. ): thought i had the perfect one 2 months ago.. ):

so sad.. )': hais... now so bored.. and GL so lame -.-" Angelica say that GL bully kaixuan(the girl he like but she don't wan go to him). then Angelica told me that Ahjess angry at him. then when i asked him... his reply was.. "i didn't bully her -.- lol~ i love her, now chatting with her." WTH.. make me SICK to my stomach only.. which pretty girl like kaixuan would fall for an ugly guy like GL??

nvm... idc... i'd rather stay single than to be stuck with an UGLY guy.. (: anw... I'M SO BORED!! now talking to Pete.. (: he say i chio.. ((: HAHA.. feel so touched.. been a long time since someone said i was chio OKAY?! LOL. xD

the joke for today is;

Q: what's 6-9 inches long and comes in and out of your mouth and leaves white stuff dripping out of your mouth? A: a toothbrush! xD WHAT WERE YOU PPL THINKING MAN?! DIRTY MINDED PPL! LOL xD

today quite neutral

2009-05-27T07:53:00.000-07:00

today in school so boring.. had recess.. then Jilyn loveee keep bullying me. she keep taking my wallet! then after that me and her playing, she try ing to snatch my wallet. then Tammy so extraded.. (i hate it).. she join in and then i ask her to stop then she don't wan. (damn irritating sia)

after that i ignore her lor. angry at her now. she keep irritating wei ting and izabelle baby... keep asking them to ask me whether i angry at her.. -.- than jilyn make me sit on her lap. lol.. then she say i humping her. LOL..

then after school, went to bedok inter to eat mac. then we all argue who to buy the food. lol. in the end is angelica and izabelle buy. then me and sheila secretly eat the fries and drink the coke. LOL.. xD

after that, angelica and izabelle pangseh me and sheila.. left us at the inter. they go take mrt home leh! unfair ppl! lol.. then sheila so good wait with me for my mommy. after my mommy came, she went to meet her sister. then took 33 to teacher's house for piano.. after piano, went to tampines mall to collect my jeans.. YAY! after that, ate at din tai fung. i eat until stomach so big.. LOL..

then went to tampines 1 and drank coffee with daddy.. then got alot of hot guys there. and alot of lovey dovey couples there.. i feel so jealous.. ): so loving.. )': nvm.. i'd rather be single.. waited for half an hour for Zac. then went to Bata to buy new school shoe.. yay! new things.. i love it.. daddy and mommy want me to go for a nose job.. NO KIDDING! a one day operation kinda thing... I SCARED!!

the joke for today is;

how to text sex: I wanna put my face between your (.)(.) then i wanna use my :P to lick your {} then put my 8==O into your O: then i will finish by 8==O::: on your (:

LOL! GROSS ANOT!? xD

I LOVE IZABELLE HORNY PARTNER! (:

today fun day

2009-05-26T05:23:00.001-07:00

today in school, so boring nothing to do.. then school ended at 11 am. so me, Tammy and Izabelle took 17 to ehub. after that, on the way there, we saw an accident. O: two taxi collided in each other.

when we got there, we walked to ehub. Izabelle kept pushing me. and then when we reached there, the bowling alley was full of students from dunno what, guang yang sec. then after they were finished, we were going to he shoe area to collect the bowling shoes, got one indian guy talk to Izabelle. he ask her what school she from. xD LOL

the shoe area smells like milk.. EW! SMELLY! almost died... lol.. then after that, Tammy and Izabelle bowled and at first they both got 0. then after a few mins, Izabelle got one strike.. OMG! lol..

we ate tom yam cup noodle.. and then walked to KFC to eat cheese fries. then walked to pasir ris park and sat at he big pond and played some songs. Tammy and Izabelle danced to the song. VERY FUNNY xD then Tammy had to go home. so me and Izabelle cabbed to eastpoint and went to the pet shop. OMG the pet shop selling star fish! EWW!!! we saw some cute puppies and Izabelle was making funny faces to the puppies. she trying to scare them.. xD HAHA

the joke for today is;

a boy came home one day and told his father that he had sex for the first time. his father was happy for his son, and thought that his son was growing up. so he brought his son to the bar and announced to everyone that his son had sex. then his son said, "i'll have sex again once my ass stop bleeding!" HAHA xD

shocking day

2009-05-23T06:48:00.000-07:00

today half of the day did nothing. then at 3, family got ready and me and daddy arfued about where to go. then decided to go o ikea. so went to courts and eat dinner. i ate baked beef lasagna. alot of cheese. xP then after that walked to ikea to look at furnitures.

walked around. so boring. then Don and David say they at courts. then after that when daddy and mommy choosing what things to buy then i think i saw Don.. actually it was really him.. he lie to me it wasn't him.. ass..

then after that went to courts to buy ice cream then went home.. The David called me.. Then Don also called me... then Don said he saw me.. and he say i very pretty... wth.. lol. now at home doing nothing1 OMG.. so boring!

the joke for today is;

there is a business man who has a very horny wife. one day, he had to leave for a trip for a week and was afraid she would cheat on him. so he went to a sex shop to get some toys. the man browsed and an old chinese man appeared, the business man explained his situation to the old man, the old man pulled out an old box with ancient writing out. opened it, and said,' voo doo dick the door', the voo doo dick raised and fucked the door violently, then he said,' voo doo dick the box' and it came back, 'i'll take it' the business man said and left. he told his wife what to do and left. the next morning, the wife was feeling very horny, so she said,' voo doo dick my pussy' and it was the best sex she have ever had. after a few hours, she realized that the husband forgot to tell her how to take it out. so she tried to pull it out and it couldn't come out. she panicked and drove to the hospital. when she was having an orgasm, she was driving crazily. she was stopped by a policeman and the policeman asked her why she was driving very crazily, she said she needed to go to the hospital because she had a voo doo dock in her. the policeman didn't believe her and said,' voo doo dick my ass!' HAHA! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!? xD

today

2009-05-22T05:05:00.001-07:00

today woke up at 9 am. then ate breakfast and took my medicine. after that watched a documentary about cats. then ate lunch, took medicine again. then got ready for piano after that went to piano teacher's house. saw a gril before me playing violin. the music was damn nice! I THINK I WANT TO LEARN VIOLIN!

after piano walked all the way to opposite the eunos mrt station to take a cab. then went home a ate dinner. now watching a japanese movie about a girl and a dog. gonna be damn sad. get my tissue ready first. LOL xD

the joke for today is;

the teacher ask timmy 'why is your cat at school today?' timmy cried and replied, 'because i heard my daddy say to my mommy, "i'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave." ' LOL xD

today boring day

2009-05-21T07:03:00.000-07:00

today was... boring.. stayed at home, ate mac for breakfast. and then took my medicine. after that, went to bathe and waited for Zac to come home. after that went for tuition.. after tuition went to Diva and finally bought my butterfly mood necklace! LOL..

sorry ppl! nothing much to blog for today! boring at home. so... nothing to blog about..

the joke for today is;

a parrot took a viagra pill and his owner was disgusted and put the parrot in the freezer to cool down, when he opened the freezer, he found the parrot sweating. 'why are you sweaty all over?' he asked. the parrot replied angrily, 'do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?!'

p.s: viagra pill is a pill that helps you better in bed i think.. check in google. xP

bad/good day

2009-05-20T06:00:00.000-07:00

today went to school early. quite lonely cos nobody come to school yet. after assembly, went to check lit scripts and then went for 10 mins recess, then assembled at the festival court. went to YOG centre. quite nice leh that place. took video of Izabelle and Zuer playing ping pong. Damn funny! xD

after that, went to the foyer of YOG centre and Jilyn (loveee) bullied me! and Izabelle took pictures of me getting bullied. xD so embarrassing... after that, boarded the bus and went back to school. had 45 mins of lunch and assembled near the bookshop. then boarded the bus to go to Victoria Theatre to watch hip hop. THAT PLACE DAMN NICE WOR. :x alot of hot guys there.

Then went back to school and i waited for mommy to bring me home. then i told her i not feeling well, she brought me to the doctor and then i got fever and urinal tract infection. OUCH! DAMN PAIN LEH! then need to take alot of tablets and 2 days MC. after that stayed at eastpoint until 9 then went home.

the joke for today is;

sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution and pray to god that you don't multiply. FUNNY ANOT? xD

funny events

2009-05-19T00:38:00.000-07:00

today in school, the whole class was damn noisy cos we were arguing what colour of the class shirt should look like. lol.. and Jilyn (my lovee ;) ) keep shouting. and then after that Izabelle and i made something disgusting out of purple clay. LOL xD i made a banana and a cock with 2 big balls. and Izabelle made a woman and a big hole. HAHA! then we played with the two 'sex' partners.

after that went for photo-taking. OMG! i was so unglam! i didn't smile properly! how to smile when people staring? lol... then went for recess after photo taking. i ate bee hoon. and then when i put money in the vending machine, THE STUPID MACHINE ATE MY MONEY! and when i bought my favourite dring, Jilyn took my wallet! and i followed her to take my wallet back then she say i stalking her. LOL xD then while i was drinking, Denise pressed my straw and i couldn't dring. i'm bullied.. (: then denise squeeze the straw so hard, the staw got crack! OMG! she so strong! :0

after recess went for some kind of journaling thing. boring.. then went to com lab 2 for some cyber awareness thing. the instructor was quite funny. and he talked about safe blogging and gaming addiction. didn't really concern me.

the joke of the day is;

a cat fell into a pool and a rooster laughed. moral of the story is that, a wet pussy makes a cock happy. HAHA FUNNY RIGHT?! xD

funny day

2009-05-18T04:30:00.000-07:00

today in school so funny.. went to AVT to check scripts then spent the whole day there. and then i rolled a piece of papaer and kept making noises to irritate Izabelle. LOL xD damn funny. we laughed until have stomach ache. and we keep saying 'kong ka kiao'. HAHA! then after school went out with Zu'er, Angelica and Izabelle. we went to Aljunied to meet Joseph and Angelica's primary school friend. (forgot her name. :x )

then after that walked near angelica friend's house, sat under a void deck and slack. i made alot of noise. i was laughing and making sexy poses.. xP and then Izabelle and Zu'er keep taking picture of Joseph. They say Joseph is hot. i say he's average. his voice sound like got sore throat. and then angelica asked him a stupid question. she asked him whether he's horny. WTH.. obviously he will say no., cos infront of so many girls. LOL xP

and then i'm at home, so bored. doing nothing. family is at Zac's school, i think they will be back around 9 plus. I MISS JEFFREY! :x I'M SORRY OKAY! I CAN'T GET OVER HIM!! ): AND THEN IF WE WERE STILL TOGETHER, TODAY WOULD BE OUR 5TH MONTH TOGETHER.. :'(

OHYA! and the joke of the day is;

this is the kind of message you would/ would not want to send to your lover; i want to put my 8==0 into your {} and then flip you over and fuck you in your (Y) and blow up your (.)(.) ...... HAHA!!!! HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED IT, COS I HAVE!

boring day at home

2009-05-17T03:30:00.000-07:00

today so boring,

stay at home and play with baby( my ADORABLE hamster),

and now watching WWE, RANDY ORTON ROCKS!

now listening to youtube and talking to my malaysian shuffle friend.

he's sooo HOT! OMG.. i saw his friendster, and his stead is... so ugly.

out of all the pretty girls in malaysia, he had to pick her. LOL

Nvm, anw, he can shuffle very pro! OMG.. he shuffle better than GL..

and he looks abit like jeffrey.. :X so boring, tmr got school.. don't feel like

going to school. school so boring, dunno what kind of mid-year post activities

we going to have. i bet it's boring. everything the school does is not for the students it's for advertising it and attracting people to join the school. they're sugar-coating a lie. if you're thinking if i hate my school, HELL YEA I DO!

ok.. um.. the dirty joke for today is;

An old man got on a crowded bus, no one gave up a seat to him, when the bus suddenly stop, he fell on the floor, a small boy saw and told him, ' old man, if u had put a rubber at the end if that cane, this wouldn't have happened'. the old man replied angrily, ' if your dad had took that advice, i would be seating on your seat!' LOL!! xP FUNNY ANOT?!

My day out

2009-05-16T02:28:00.000-07:00

woke up at 8 am, then used the internet, boring.. mommy called daddy and ask whether wan to go to Orchard. then i didn't feel like going, but daddy force me, so no choice, must go... then we missed one 69, waited for 5 mins for it.. then when we got off 69, we missed 518.. WAITED FOR 10 FREAKIN' MINS FOR IT AND THE WEATHER SO HOT! then when it finally came, daddy fell asleep and i listened to song. when we reached Tangs, we walked to the island cafe. then mommy and Zac ate alr so they were talking. then me and daddy ate. i ate my favourite, Indonesian Fried Rice (: daddy ate ALOT! he ate laksa and duck soup, that was DELICIOUS!

after lunch, went to look at some shoes, so ugly, so didn't buy anything. after that, we went to suntec, i saw a shop called ADULT WORLD.. xD then we went to suntec and checked out some clothes. And then we sat at Starbucks and than i read some adult jokes from daddy''s phone. THERE WAS THIS REALLY DAMN FUNNY ONE!

Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

A: If we don't get support, ppl would think we're nuts!

then went to Marina to buy my skinny cut jeans :D then went to john little, tried on all the shades, yucks, none suit me. after that looked at some wallets, all look like auntie wallets. then ate dinner at 'Bao Today'. saw alot of malay guys. they keep staring at me. my mommy say cos i look like malay. lol.

after dinner walked around until 11. then went home. boring boring day.... (:

my outing

2009-05-15T09:21:00.000-07:00

Went out at 10.30 am to take taxi and meet Izabelle downstairs her house. then we walked past the Eunos MRT station and take taxi from the main road. then cabbed to
Chai Na's house. and from there took another taxi to Marina. the trip there was horrible, the taxi smelled like fart. and Izabelle closed her nose for half of the journey. LOL xD

When we reached suntec, we walked to Eng Wah cinema to check the price of the tickets then walked to Marina square and ate lunch there. we ordered the beef bowl student meal then me and Izabelle ended up throwing away all the vegetables. LOL. wasteful ppl right? and then Chai Na ate the pinapple very disgusting. She made noises. and then we laughed very loud in Yoshinoya.

Then after that, we walked around in Marina. We were looking for the stupid cinema in Marina. And we lost our way. then after that we walked on the over-head bridge to suntec and then the door was almost closing then Chai Na wanted to run through but then her bag dropped off.. HAH! xD So clumsy..

Then the time was like 3.30. so we didn't watch movie and we played arcade. then i played time crisis with Chai Na then she dunno how to play then she was making alot of noise. then when we played the basketball, the ball bounced out and hit Izabelle's head. HAHA!! xD Then Chai Na threw the ball and her ring flew off her finger. so fun, so fun... after that, we went to Toys R us and Izabelle played with the baby doll and a pram. After that, we went to Marina to play arcade. Then Izabelle and Chai Na played the jurasic park game, they keep screaming cos the dinosaurs keep jumping at them.

Then we played racing and then i saw two members from T.H.A . I was abit shocked. Lol. They two stared at me then i stare back at them. I was abit sad. Cos they reminded me of Guo Liang. ): Sad sad story... ): then when i was messaging, Chai Na dragged me and i hit the wall.. lol.. after that, angelica called Izabelle then she told us to meet her at plaza sing and then when we went there, she actually can't go out.. -.- waste time go there.. then we took the train back to city hall and then Chai Na took the spoiled ear piece from Izabelle then she said 'the thing so small, my hole so big', then Me and Izabelle laugh and the she say i think dirty.. HAH! we had to skip two trains cos so crowded. then when the third train came, we finally can go in. then a group of guys standing behind Chai Na. And Chai Na laugh to herself suddenly. So scary and funny. xD

Then when Izabelle and Chai Na reached Eunos, they went off and i was in the train alone. So i went home and then drop off my bag and went to meet Audris at Ikea. that was like.. At 6 pm. Then we walked to Courts and i ate my dinner while Audris took photos of me. And we ate cotton candy and took pictures in a baby room section.

And then we alked around, so boring. we were talking about random things. And we were talking about her brother, and then at 8, we sat at Courts cafe and talked about my exs. And then we walked to Ikea cos Zac wanted to buy a drink. Then we sat at the Taxi stand and then Audris's parents sent Zac and i home. YESTERDAY WAS SO FUN! i went home at 9.30 pm..